i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

(via manda)


so many concerts, not enough money

(Source:, via asvprock)

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”


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when people say christmas isn’t just about presents


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This is the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix. - “10 Word Poem” series - #16 (via guy)

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