amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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punksy:

no sex november. not by choice im just not getting laid

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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googlearths:

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(with the fur)

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aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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