job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via dutchster)

I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me. - (via trueheroinex)

(Source: attractionns, via inferencing)


there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

(via annafaggot)


when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

(via greetings)